peaks of absurdity

After 'n' number of absurd  conversations with my pals felt like blogging one..
foreword:

i am quite tyro with this blogging..  

"don't search for a small black spot on whole god damn  white paper"

Follies happen with everyone...

Dedicated to:
 
so called pals..

Guess got enough touches of a novel.. now lets get into the subject

On 28th of august( a day before release date of Rock on..) a day like rest of the days, we planned a jaunt to sreesailam on the next day later changed it to nagarjun sagar then changed to sreesailam and finally to nagarjun sagar(cause everyone was running out of money)..

29th of august(release date of Rock on..) a day like yesterday. I was told to wake up by 5 in the morning it was already 6 with a missed call in my mobile. My mom woke me up cause land line was ringing.They phoned land line.

It was nikhil vinayak..."endhi bhe inka leyyale??"( you dint wake up yet?)..
"Le"(nope!!)
"eedu inka leyyaledu ra"( guys!! He dint wake up )..
and he cut down the call. dono why.. i thought good for me..later adi(a.k.a adithya) called up my mobile..
Adi with his brusque voice"manchiga pandi lekka padukunnava???leyyi ra!! abids deggara unnam inka padi nimshaalloo mee inti kindha vuntam"(slept like a piggy..wake up!! we will be there at your place in 10 more minutes)..
"sare..srinath gaaniki call chesinava??ready kammanu vaadini"(OK..did u call srinath?? tell him to gearup)
"sare. petteyy"(k. put down) i don't know why he ends up phone conversation with the word 'petteyy'.Its just like a command given to other person i mean person on receiving end.I think he is predestined in using that word 'pettey' on phone.And i can call this depth of phone courtesy.

In not less than 15 minutes they started honking..In 2 more minutes they started vexing with calls from nikhil kulkarni's mobile(He got heck out of minutes in phone and keeps badgering people at the time like this). I don't understand 'why don't they let me use my very own commode happily'..i geared up in 5 minutes.mom told me to have corn flakes and go.Its god damn hot and my mobile is ringing

Its nikhil...nikhil kulkarni(person with cool attitude....and we call him vurodu)"emaindhi ra ntha sepu"(how much time you need more)
i said peevishly"rendu nimshaalu"(two more minutes) and put down the phone
Its still hot and he called me again"rendu nimshaal ndhuku"(why 2 minutes?)..i just cut down the call ..and thought"You dint let me shit..why don't you at least let me eat".He called up again "rendu nimshaalu endhuku cheppu ra"(tell me why do you need two more minutes)
"thintunna ra bhai"(i am eating!!)
"chal mari bye..ocheyy chal mari"(OK. see you)( just like adi he is obsessed with "chal mari")
I gulped it and burnt my tongue. I swiftly reached the ground floor and thought of immediately getting into the car.But the car was parked about 50 meters away from the main gate of my apartments. Just thought "god damn him(vurodu)"

I can vividly see a black image from that far,Through the rear shield of 'Innova'(vuru's car)
And that's lava kumar ( I want to  blog on him one fine day).We call him lava, Guy with great sense of humor.But he is always our stooge,we keep ridiculing him interminably. One day we harassed (yeah!! i can use the word 'harassed') him in the college such a way that he disgorged his lunch.But its all for fun.And he got immune with it.Now you can ask what kind of fun it is.You will get to know once you meet him and have a colloquial discussion.The way he retorts for what ever you ask him.What ever you ask him he literally retort with some ridicule.He has got great spontaneity basically.

like:

1. One day I showed him something and asked "lava endhi ra idhi?"(Hey lava what is this?) lava "cheptharra neeku"(You think i will tell you whatever you ask me).
2. If we do something silly. He simply says "ye vuru ra meedhi?"(which country you belong to?").

One day in Goa lava after looking at foreigners on calangute beach he said"yeellaki em pani ledhu ra snaanalu cheyadaniki intha dooram ostharu"(These people dont have any better job in their lives just to take bath they come down to india).

I got into car.we drove to srinath's place.we(srinath&me) had our breakfast in the outskirt's of the city.I really dint enjoy while going to nagarjun sagar.Actually a funny incident took place while going.
vurodu ripped the car at 140Kmph.
result:lava disgorged(not in the car). This time it was his breakfast.

I analyzed some philosophy out of this

There are two sort of people :

1. One is who disgorge after boozing

    2. And other is who disgorge without boozing

Car is in this way:
Total 8 seater (2+3+3)
Both nik's in the front
me,srivatsa&srinath amid
Adi&lava in the rear 3 seater.
Srivatsa(one who is adept in fine arts of imitating people) is sitting beside me. And srinath abutting to srivatsa.
If one wants to sit in the rear 3 seater the middle seater ought to be folded(it is a two fold seat. i named it in this way cause i don't know what to call it.And i am least bothered in cognizing about what to call it).
People sitting in the last seat are not entertained by the A/C.It was nauseating for them who are sitting there.

Not even single gate of the nagarjun 'damn' dam is open. So we drove down to launch station.
No launch cause its friday. Then we drove down to some shore
At the shore:

As soon as we got down.... srinath"chal ra eetha kodudham!!"(guys lets swim)
kulkarni saap"auvunu"(yep!)
Immediately some flashes of newspaper articles came into my mind like "college going students went to some river side picnic three went into the water and only two came out" more over i read some sign board(not there but at some otha place in sagar) saying beware of crocodiles.
I said"odhu bhe!! asal manam ochindi endhuku ikkada ochi eetakottudu endhi"(guys no)
srinath"chal bhe"(I am gonna swim)
only srinath and kulkarni know how to swim.They got into water. later dragged me and then adi.
I thought later"now it was worth coming to nagarjun sagar".we had great fun there.

we tried to drag nikhil vinayak and lava. lava was like"chal ra bhattal karab ithay"(nope! my clothes get soiled) He made that statement despite of watching everyone with innergarment's.
we urged nikhil vinayak to get into the water..srinath goaded vinayak"abhinav gaadu pedha pedha dialogulu kottindu first la.ippudu chudu"(look at abhinav he is enjoing now.And remember what kind of statements he made at the scratch).He almost removed his pants but he dint get into the water.He saw srinath muttering something into vurodu's ears.
srinath got into the water with a towel around.Don't know why.I mocked him"endhi ra lopala em eskoole"(you din't wear anything inside?).After drenching in water for sometime,He gave the towel to srivatsa to squeeze out the water. While squeezing out the water
lava"endhi ra!!hyderabad nunchi ikkadiki vachindi guddalu pindataanika bhe"(you came here all the way from hyderbad to wash clothes?)

And that was very fun at the shore...

we drove to some restaurant.An 'A/C' restaurant i am stressing on the word A/C cause it is the only thing which is worth payin money for. food was soo pathetic.nikhil kulkarni enjoyed the food cause he thinks"whatever god bestows him he accepts it". And there is nothing like that "what ever is given to him he pours in".
our next place was some waterfalls(worth watching).It was very scenic. me and lava had our lunch there in some A.P.tourism restaurant.

We drove back home.(with some loud music)

And that was it..